Heading to Punta Cana with the BTB entourage and will be not posting much later in the week as we get shit faced, hammered and of course get a few massages by the Dominican massage girls. Heading there for the Punta Cana Poker Classic.
That poker room is going to be named after me in about a year. Even though I dont play poker it should be dont you think. Whats better than the Spooky Poker Room. Anyway, let's get it on with the worst of the week or as I like to call it, "watch me cry about my QB's head goo".
Cee-Lo Green - Not only is this guy the weirdest looking guy ever, but that "song" that they play before the Thursday night game is just awful. First of all The Ramones are terrible. Never spoof those ugly trolls. And "DO YOU LOVE FOOTBALL?" is what I imagine it feels like to be prison raped.
Robert Griffin III - I might as well get this over with for all you Redskin fans. Look, BRAH, GET THE FUCK DOWN. You've been playing with fire all season and you finally got burned. Reports, at the time of this writing, say that you were just "shaken up" but they need you, BRAH. Stop taking hits. Kirk Cousins is pretty bad and you don't want to watch him play any more.
Billy Cundiff - Worst kicker in the league. It doesn't matter who the Skins bring in because they always SUCK DICK.
Andy Dalton - You could tell from the first snap that he was going to be bad and he was just that. I can no longer defend the Bengals as a good team. They are average at best. The easy part of their schedule is coming to an end. The Bingles are about to start getting trucked.
Clay Matthews - Maybe it's time to start another cycle, doucher. The Packers are ass. They're probably better now that Cedric Benson's worthless ass is hurt.
Jim Irsay - Not only does this come off as a Chris Berman clone on Twitter, he is also grossly incompetent. I feel bad for Chuck Pagano as leukemia sounds like it sucks but didn't they run this guy through a fuckload of health tests before hiring him? I'm no doctor but wouldn't symptoms for this show up in a thorough physical? I say that they would and my word is final.
Matt Cassel - The injury is going to put him out of his misery. For now, the Chiefs belong to BRADY QUINN. If last year was the season of the Jesusback then 2012 is the year of RAINBOW TENOR. All hail Quinn! lol
Joe Flacco - 9 points against the Chiefs = not ELITE.
Dick Jauron - LOL! The Giants have so few healthy weapons: it's just Victor Cruz and Bradshaw. What a bold strategy to let them combine for 300 yards and 4 scores!
Mike Vick - Still awful in every way.
Cam Newton - 12/29 for 141 yards. This guy sucks. I blame his membership on my sons fantasy team last year. Either way, all the Cam haters out there have to be eating this shit up because Cam is dishing up a whole fuckload of hilarity.
Pete Carroll - OK, it's time to end this Rusty Wilson garbage. Put in Flynn already. Colin Cowherd will only cry for a few days straight.
Jay Cutler smiling with Mike Tice - Worst image of the year. Cutty smiling makes me very sad. Jacksonville is fucking terrible.
Buffalo and Tennessee - These are the two worst teams in football. Maybe not the Bills, but they're close. I can say with certainty that the Titans would be a 20 point home underdog to the Browns.
The play this week seemed shitty to me. And it should not have felt that way since the Lions were on a bye.
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