Her cries brought her husband, who tried to get her unstuck without success. Finally, he called a Plumber to see if he could help. As the Plumber arrived she said, "For God's sake, give me something to cover up with!" And her husband gave her the only thing quickly available, a cowboy hat.
So, there she was, stuck tight to the toilet seat with a cowboy hat on her lap as the Plumber came into the bathroom. The Plumber quickly came back out and said to the Husband "I think I can save your wife but the guy in the Hats a Goner."