coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 10/06/2012 11:20 AM in General

Saturdays Jokes

What did the sign outside a whorehouse say?
Beat it. We’re closed.

A first – grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multisyllabic words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children for examples of words with more than two syllables.
One pupil stood up and said, “Mas-tur-ba-tion.”
Shocked and trying to retain her composure, the teacher said,
“wow. Four syllables. That certainly is a mouthful.”
“No ma’am,” he replied. “you’re thinking of blow job, and that’s only two syllables.”

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

sharpsquare Posts:2189 Followers:5
10/06/2012 11:30 AM



LoL

thehitman Posts:2120 Followers:4
10/06/2012 12:21 PM

always count on LOL here

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !