coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 10/03/2012 11:02 AM in General

Wednesdays Joke

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting in a supermarket.

When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?'

She replied, 'A can of peaches.'

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied that there were six.

The judge said, 'Then I will give you six days in jail.'

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband stood up, and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, 'What is it?'

The husband said, ‘She also stole a can of peas.’

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

yisman Posts:708 Followers:50
10/03/2012 11:29 AM

lol.

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thehitman Posts:2204 Followers:4
10/06/2012 12:27 PM

: > )

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !