coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 10/02/2012 11:09 AM in General

Tuesday Joke

Kinda how I feel today.

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

salsage Posts:78 Followers:0
10/02/2012 12:30 PM

lol

I can't seem to balance my Net income with my Gross habits~Eroll Flynn