salsage Posts:78 Followers:0
On 10/01/2012 06:29 PM in General

Joke

As I was driving home this week worrying about all the crap going on in Washington and at how my life was falling apart I saw a yard sign that said:


NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3787




Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.








A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower..

I can't seem to balance my Net income with my Gross habits~Eroll Flynn
thehitman Posts:2620 Followers:5
10/07/2012 12:05 PM

Good

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !