coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 10/01/2012 11:10 AM in General

Monday morning blues! Joke to cheer ya up

There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum.

Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?"

To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips."

Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?"

"No, but it stops me from licking them!"

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

finance Posts:8147 Followers:219
10/01/2012 11:30 AM

EEEEEEWWWWWW

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