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SPOOKY'S FUCK YOU BITCHES WEEKLY COLLEGE FOOTBALL EXPRESS

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On 10/01/2012 09:35 AM in NCAA Football
Monday's six-pack

Leftover stuff from Saturday's college action, and some baseball......

-- Middle Tennessee 49, Georgia Tech 28. Can't be good for the ACC's power rating. Option-loving Tech actually threw the ball 26 times.

-- Derek Carr threw for 536 yards in Fresno State's 52-40 win against San Diego State; Carr's older brother David is backup QB for the Giants.

-- Oklahoma State has 66 players on its roster from Texas.

-- Braves beat the Mets, their 23rd straight win with Kris Medlen as the starting pitcher. Odd thing is, his first 2012 start wasn't until July 31.

-- Detroit Tigers won 2-1 in Minnesota, now have a 3-game lead over the freefalling White Sox in the AL Central.

-- Yoenis Cespedes broke a 2-2 tie with an 8th-inning homer as the gritty Oakland A's beat Seattle 5-2; their seemingly-impossible dream of making the playoffs is close to becoming a reality.

Why didn't ESPN have a baseball game on Sunday night?
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10/01/2012 09:43 AM
ESPN very well could have due to the rainout on Saturday that created a doubleheader situation with Anaheim and Texas. However for some strange reason it's traditional not to show a Sunday night game the final weekend of the regular season. Even when the schedule seemed to hold some type of 'normalcy' when the regular season used to end on Sundays the same held true.

Derek may throw more career NFL yards and passes if he gets drafted considering David has been a journeyman second and third string his whole career.

You saw this collapse coming in Chitown considering only the Central Division winner was going to clinch a playoff spot. At least Chicagoans no longer have Ozzie to blame, though I'm sure he's taking plenty of heat nonetheless for Miami's disappointing season signing quite a few veterans and showcasing their new stadium, which if you ask me is somewhat of an eyesore.
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10/01/2012 09:59 AM
Spooky List of 13: Wrapping up a college football sports Saturday in case you missed anything...........

13) I don't give a rat's ass about what other people think, people who are too cool to show enthusiasm or outwardly enjoy what they do. When all is said and done about this baseball season, one of the A's biggest weapons is their camaraderie and enthusiasm, their refusal to ever, ever quit.

If that rubs some people the wrong way, then so be it.

12) College football has gone mad with offense; Baylor scored 63, Akron 49, Tennessee 44, UAB 42, NC State 37, Marshall 41, Ball State 43 and Virginia 38 points. THEY ALL LOST!!!!

Somewhere, Woody Hayes is up in football heaven cursing up a storm.

11) Baylor gained 700 yards but gave up 807; somehow, they're allocating too many of their best athletes/scholarships to offense. Arena football guys had to be turning this game off, thats how bad the defense was.

10) Oregon State scored with 1:09 left to win 38-35 win at Arizona; led by Mike Riley, who also coached in NFL (Chargers) and CFL (Winnipeg), the Beavers have a top 5 in nation resume, if only that resume belonged to a media darling team. They've beaten Wisconsin-UCLA-Arizona, with two of the three on the road. Benny the Beaver is a happy rodent today.

9) Texas was outgained by 136 yards at Oklahoma State, but they ran a kick back for a TD, and scored with 0:29 left to escape Boone Pickens Stadium with a 41-36 win over the high-powered OSU Cowboys. Looks like Mack Brown has the Longhorns back in the top 10.

8) Georgia hung 51 on Tennessee in a wild 51-44 home win where Dawgs averaged 7.2 yards per rush, 11.1 per pass and still only won by a TD. I mean, this game was 30-30 at the half, and Vince Dooley had to be shaking his head, watching his son's team battle his beloved Dawgs.

7) Derek Dooley played WR at Virginia, was HC at Louisiana Tech; his old team is loaded- Tech beat the Cavaliers 44-38 in Charlottesville, and is now 4-0, despite being outgained 625-385 by Virginia, which was flagged 16 time for 145 yards (Tech had 10 for 109). Officials had to ice their arms after this one-- too many flags were thrown.

6) Maybe Tech coach Sonny Dykes becomes a candidate at Arkansas, which lost 58-10 at Texas A&M; interim coach John L Smith has lowered the bar as to what Razorback fans will be happy with.

At this point, not wrecking a motorcycle (with your girlfriend on the back) and going 7-5 sounds pretty good in Little Rock.

5) Apparently, the guy who hosts Kentucky's pre-game radio show was going over candidates to replace HC Joker Phillips after this season. Not a lot of class there, seeing as its still September and all; Wildcats played their butts off, leading Gamecocks 17-7 at the half, before reality set in and South Carolina won, 38-17.

Remember, 14 years before he won a Super Bowl coaching the 49ers, George Seifert was fired as head coach at Cornell. Sometimes the coach is just fine, its the job that sucks.

4) There are 21 unbeatens left in I-A and eight winless teams.

3) UL-Monroe hung 63 points on poor Tulane, crushing the beleaguered Green Wave 63-10; Warhawks are going to have their first winning season in I-A and hopefully, they'll go to a bowl game. They're pretty good, losing at home, 47-42 to Baylor and in OT at Auburn.

2) Boise State was up 25-0 at the half in Albuquerque, but it was 32-29 with 7:36 left, and the Broncos had to hang on to beat Bob Davie's Lobos, who are showing increased spunk under their new coach.

1) Northwestern is 5-0, Duke is 4-1; what the hell's going on out there?
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10/01/2012 10:47 AM
13) I don't give a rat's ass about what other people think, people who are too cool to show enthusiasm or outwardly enjoy what they do. When all is said and done about this baseball season, one of the A's biggest weapons is their camaraderie and enthusiasm, their refusal to ever, ever quit.

How can you not root for a team like this? Go A's
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10/01/2012 11:12 AM
I've always rooted for Oakland. Unfortunately, their dream season has killed my Angel's chances of making the playoffs. I think I heard that since the break, maybe even before that, the Angels have the best record in baseball. Too bad they came out of the gate so flat, so bad. Dug too big a hole.
I'll root for the A's this postseason!
I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

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10/02/2012 09:04 AM
The Best and Worst for College Football Week 5

These will mostly all be early games I'm throwing out there today since I was piss fucking drunk from about 7PM to 4AM Saturday night as I went to the bar at the beach since USC had an off week.


The Good

-Geno Smith
I know guys who play fantasy college football. In related news I also know guys that have massive gambling addictions. Care to be the guy who drafted Geno Smith and didn't start him today? That's a tasty, creamy anal tearing performance he put together. I'm sure school records were broken Saturday...just as sure as I am that at least one West Virginia student willingly had incestual sex that night to celebrate. And I'm also sure RG3 he is not...a comparison I read last night. For starters, Geno Smith doesn't love the warm embrace of a man with washboard abs.

-Derrick Brodus
Not because he's any good...because from what I saw he's pretty awful. I only put him in the good because he's black and (ready for this??) a PLACE KICKER! Reggie Roby opened my adolescent eyes to the negro punter. Could Derrick Brodus be my FG kicking Reginald Roby? INDEED! But seriously...how fucked up is it watching a black FG kicker? I'm gonna need some time to mentally recover from this one.

The Tard

-The new college football helmet rule
See if I get this right. If you lose your helmet in the field of play then you have to sit out the next play. AND...if you lose your helmet on the field of play and pursue the play it's a 15 yard personal foul penalty on top of that. So ignore all football instincts the second your helmet is airborne. That is impressively fucking stupid. If I were on that field my nickname would be "The Decapitator". Because all I would do is rip people's helmets off. I hope your best offensive player likes playing every other play for the next 3 hours because his helmet is coming off every chance I fucking get.

-Urban Meyer
This is for straight fucking lying to everyone about limiting Braxton Miller's rushing attempts. Twenty three carries on Saturday against a team that tackles in a manner that suggests their mission is to turn your bones to dust with every hit. Has Miller been sending dick picks to your daughters, Urb? Is that why you are trying to have your QB be the first player to ever die in full pads on the field? Keep it up, shit nose. That knee tweak in the 4th quarter is just the tip (a game you like to play with men and your own butthole) if you keep (anal) pounding your QB that much. So go ahead and lie to us again this week about how Miller won't have that many carries in week 6...the halfway point of the season.


The Tardest

-Stanford
Mother of fucking mercy! How do you go from neutralizing the boner loving right arm of Matt Barkley one week to rolling around in your own shit like a half retarded dog would the next? Really?! Washington?? The Husky offense moves the ball with the same efficiency that old people jack off with. There's really nothing more to say about this game. Straight poop.

-LSU...again
What the hell is going on in Baton Rouge? Is Leslie Miles too busy frequenting toilet water tasting parties during the week to formulate respectable game plans against teams they should be hammering into submission? SUPER BOLD PREDICTION! LSU finishes outside of the top 20 this year. Stop the run and they're screwed.

-Georgia's defense
Sweet tit butter, this defense is fucking hideous! Okay, Tennessee has a good offense. But that doesn't explain the first 3 games of the year. If teams like Buffalo and Florida Atlantic can roll points up on these fags just think about the anal destruction that's gonna happen once they start playing teams like Souf Carolina and Florida. I hope the offense continues to show up every week or peeps be gettin' embarrassed!

The Spooky lock of the week:

There are a lot of tasty match ups to pick from this week but the one that intrigues me the most is Florida vs. LSU. LSU has been looking incredibly average lately and I think Florida has the juice to slow down LSU's running game. The only thing that has helped them limp to victories. The team Urban Meyer bailed on once Guns McJesusfish left gets the win on Saturday. Florida 24 LSU 14.


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    You have such a way with words. Very talented. I love it.
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Tuesday's List of 13: Random thoughts on a very happy day.......

13) I mentioned this last year, I think, but it must be very exciting to be an NFL coach, since you can make such a difference from week-to-week. The margin between victory/defeat seems to be thinner in the NFL than any other pro leagues, so a trick play here or an adjustment there can win you a ballgame. Has to be very challenging.

12) Redskins traded a king’s ransom to St Louis for the draft pick that became Robert Griffin III, and I bet they’re damn glad they did, he’s been that good so far. Rams are happy too, since they’ve got their franchise QB and they need those extra draft picks to replenish what had become a talent-poor roster. Win-win situation, the way trades are supposed to be.

11) Young Griffin led the game-winning drive in Tampa Sunday, despite the radio in his helmet not working; funny how that happens on the road, Kid is bright, though and can actually call his own plays. Imagine that? What if all QBs did that? What do you mean they used to? Cool.

By the way, Tampa coach Greg Schiano is a Belichick disciple; funny how the radio technology went out with the Redskins on their last drive. Just an odd coincidence, I'm sure.

10) Underdogs are 27-14 against spread this year in NFL non-divisional games, 12-0 in games involving NFC East teams.

9) Carolina Panthers have to be sick that they lost in Atlanta; they lost the game-clinching first down when Cam Newton fumbled on 3rd down and the ball went backwards (Carolina recovered, but short of the line to make), then after pinning Atlanta inside its own 5-yard line, they let the Falcons drive into FG range. A bitter defeat in such a short season, and a divisional game, to boot.

8) Same thing for Miami, which had the ball around midfield with under 3:00 left when rookie QB Taneyhill got hit and fumbled. Arizona then converted two 4th-down plays, including the winning TD on a 4th-and-10 play. On the bright side for the Fish, Taneyhill had a huge day throwing the ball; WR Hartline is leading the NFL in receiving yardage. That’s an upset. Dolphin lost their last two games in OT; they're well-coached.

7) Rams’ rookie kicker Greg Zuerlein hit four FGs Sunday, including bombs from 58-60 yards. He’s quite a weapon; Tucker kid on Baltimore is also a very good rookie kicker.

6) NFL paid replacement refs for Week 4, even though they didn’t work. Cost the league $332,500, by my count, which is chicken feed for them but probably means a lot to some of the refs. Hope one of the replacement refs writes a long article about the experience.

5) SEC teams are 6-13 vs spread as non-conference favorites, Pac-12 teams 3-7. Big-name teams are struggling to put up big numbers early on.

4) Four games into this season, and Michael Vick has three-game-winning drives in the last 2:00, with two of them against the Ravens/Giants. He has his flaws, but at the end of the day, he’s pretty damn good.

3) Angels can thank a cruddy bullpen and 1-9 record against Tampa Bay for missing the playoffs; CJ Wilson has been pitching with a bum elbow that needs to be scoped. They'll be a formidable foe next season.

2) Mets’ 1B Ike Davis has 11 homers on the first pitch of an AB this season, most in the major leagues.

1) Our thoughts and prayers go out to Colts’ coach Chuck Pagano, who is taking a leave of absence to battle leukemia. Get well soon, coach.
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL ANALYSIS
Thursday's games


East Carolina-Central Florida both had tough games Saturday, with ECU winning conference game with UTEP, Knights losing to BCS opponent Missouri at home. Pirates are 4-8 as road dogs under McNeill, pulling an upset at winless Southern Mississippi, getting waxed at South Carolina (48-10), North Carolina (27-6). Dogs covered four of last five series games; ECU won five of last six series games, with totals of 69-84 in last two. UCF is 12-7 vs spread as home favorite since '09, but 0-2 this year; both their losses this season came vs BCS opponents. Favorites are 4-2 vs spread in C-USA games this season.

Utah lost by 9 at USC LY when they had game-tying FG blocked on the last play and Trojans ran it back for TD. Utes are 1-2 vs I-A opponents, allowing 28.3 ppg; since '03, they're 5-2 as home underdogs, but they do not run ball well, averaging 78 ypg vs I-A foes. USC lost at Stanford due to Cardinal's balance- 202 rushing yards, 215 passing; Trojans are 7-13 in last 20 tries as road favorites, 4-4 under Kiffin. Having senior QB is big in road games, and Trojand have Barkley. Home teams are 7-5 vs spread in Pac-12 games this year, home dogs 4-2. Tough to endorse Ute squad that lost last game 37-7 at ASU and also lost at Utah State.

Arkansas State led Western Kentucky 13-0 at half LW but lost 26-13 at home; they've got only 10 starters back from LY and are on third coach in last three years. Red Wolves allowed 243+ rushing yards in their three losses this year; they covered 10 of last 15 road games. FIU is 1-4, with only win in OT over Akron; Panthers are 15-12 vs spread at home with Cristobal as HC- they've got 17 starters back from LY. FIU lost 48-20 to UL-Lafayette LW, so both teams on downer. Only team Panthers held under 411 yards was Louisville, probably best team they've played.
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Thursday's List of 13: Clearing out a cluttered mind.........

13) Steve Nash looks weird in a Lakers’ uniform. Weird in a bad way. He’s wearing #10, by the way.

12) Clippers-Denver are playing first-ever basketball game at Mandalay Bay hotel/casino in Las Vegas Saturday night.

11) Orioles had a fire on their plane to Tampa Sunday night, had to make a landing in Jacksonville, but everyone got to Tampa safely; apparently the O's weren’t too happy with Andrew Bailey when Ibanez hit the tying homer off the Red Sox closer Tuesday night.

10) Greedy bastard update: Gas went up 12 cents a gallon in 36 hours. Why? Because it is foliage season? These people seriously need to rot in hell.

How come no one asks the Presidential candidates about this in the debates?

9) No NHL this month, which is sad; NBA regular season starts up Halloween night.

8) Speaking of which Kansas coach Bill Self just got a 10-year, $50M contract extension.

Bulls’ coach Tom Thibodeau got four years, $17M+ from Chicago.

More security in the college game. Thibodeau has to hope Derrick Rose doesn’t wake up one morning and want him fired. If he ever did, Thibodeau would be gone before lunch. In the NBA, stars rule the roost.

7) Still think its pretty cool that the only coach with a losing record in the history of Kansas basketball is James Naismith, the guy who invented basketball.

6) RA Dickey pitched with a torn abdominal muscle since April? Did the Mets’ crackerjack medical staff know this, or did they think he had a tweaked hamstring?

5) “A goal without a plan is a wish.” Herm Edwards would make a good motivational speaker. Not a coach, just a motivational speaker.

4) Eric Mangini picked the Cowboys to win the Super Bowl, but why? I mean, he could still be right, but it just seems really unlikely, as bad as their OL appears to be.

3) Guy named Shawn Hochuli reffed the Arizona State-Cal game Saturday. Yes, thats Ed's son.

2) Baltimore Orioles are 74-0 this season when they lead after the 7th inning; that’s very impressive, being 74-0 at anything.

1) I wonder if anybody has contacted Brad Pitt about making Moneyball 2? The 2012 A's are a much more unlikely story than the '02 A's were.
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