A woman is walking to work when she comes across a parrot standing on a pole outside of the pet shop. "Hey Lady!" The parrot calls out to the lady. She stops and says, "Yes?" "You're the most ugliest woman I've ever seen!" In a huff the woman continue walking to work really pissed off. She was walking back from work that later evening when she came across the same parrot. "Hey Lady?" The lady looks at the parrot and replies, "Yes?" "You're the most ugliest woman I've ever seen!" The lady goes into the pet store and complains to the manager. The manager reassures her that the bird won't say it again. The next morning the lady walks pass the bird and the bird calls out, "Hey Lady?" The woman stops and replied, "Yeah?"
"Well, you know!"
I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.