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09/24/2012 09:46 AM
Spooky's worst of week 3

Also, everyone's least favorite color commentator, Jon Gruden, is doing Hooters commercials now claiming that he used to be a wing cook there back in the 80's. Good God, this is well before sexual harassment was a thing so can you imagine what Gruden was doing? Anyway, onto the the shittiest players of week three:

Cam Newton - Even though this game was on Thursday, I feel that it still warrants some discussion. I don't get Cam. He's a pouty little bitch when things go slightly bad for him. Steve SMIFF is right; Cam needs to sack up.

Steven Jackson - How about that Rams offense now when they are facing a defense that actually runs plays? NOT GOOD.

CJ Spiller - Classic troll move right there: get everyone buying into how ELITE you are and then have your shoulder ACL ripped into a billion pieces of shit against the Browns! On another note, Trent Richardson is back to being average. You know, I hated what I saw from him yesterday. It had nothing to do with his on field play either. Bro was wearing a big fucking coat...in September. It's only going to get worse from here, Trent, so quit being a pussy.

Offensive competency in Dallas - There was a game played in Dallas. It was not a good one. The highlights were none unless you like Tony Romo getting murdered by big black men as I do. Greek can not be too pleased with Romo today and that is the thing about that queer: you absolutely can not count on him.

Greg Schiano doubters - HE DID IT AGAIN! They went after the kneel down again! Hilarious. I respect that man a lot more today knowing that he isn't a hypocritical fuckwad. If you're going to do it once, do it all the time.

Lions Defense - Sweet merciful Christ is that defense terrible or what? 378 yards passing to JAKE LOCKER!

Jim Schwartz - Come on, Peter King hair, as awesome as a Shaun Hill QB sneak is, just take the FG. That was dumb as shit. But then again...

Fat Stafford - What happened to him exactly? I'm not looking it up. All that I know is that every single ELITE QB from last year looks like poop diddly this year. At least someone throwing the ball for the Lions FINALLY started to force the ball to TRON. And even though he scored, Chris Johnson still sucks.

People ignoring Cecil Shorts - NO ONE CLOSES LIKE CECIL SHORTS!

Tim Tebow - It's time to end this farce. I hope that you all saw the "pass" that was thrown to Timmy that hit him in the helmet because that was just terrific. The Tenorcat offense is diarrhea.

Jimmy HarBRAH - It looks like someone was sniffing his own farts all week instead of planning for a football game. This game knocked any out of our survival pool because, come on, the Niners D against Chris Ponder! Fuck that noise. I'd hate to be the team that plays San Fran next week because they are going to murder the panties off of their week 4 opponent.

Aaron Kromer - Worst coach ever? Dude is 0-3 with home losses to the REDSKINS AND CRENNELS. The Saints are done. It was nice to see Jam Charles back and SICK again though.

Mike Shanahan - Great job at getting that unsportsmanlike conduct penalty by running out onto the field to scream at the scabs. That was awesome. You are a great coach, Mike! At least you didn't have a punt blocked this week. PROGRESS! The Rams are going to get a really good first round pick this year.

Norv Turner - You're a goddamn fool if you thought that a Norv-coached team was going to start 3-0. By the way, the Falcons look absolutely terrific.

Mike Vick - Mike Vick sucks. He really, truly does and he got lucky the first two weeks. This time around, not so much. The Eagles are a fraud on the level of Phillyfan sham marriage to hide his thirst for cat dick. The Eagles are a joke. Yeah, give the ball to Bryce Brown over Shady McCoy. That's a winning strategy!

Peyton Manning - It was exposed on Monday and defenses are going to continue to exploit the fact that he can't throw the deep ball. He has reached the Dan Marino stage of his career.

Matt Schaub's ear lobe - GAAAAAAAHHHHH! That hit was so dirty--SO DIRTY! And now this handsome troglodyte will never look the same again.

Antonio Brown - Maybe he isn't the #1 receiver on the team due to his penchant for fumbling, eh buttfuck Steeler fans??? It's always been Mike Wallace. Never forget that. AND HAHAHAHAHA YOU LOST TO THE RAIDERS!!! Nice 1-2 start, black and gold Redskins! Also: RIP Darius Heyward-Bey. You may be dead now but the memory of your draft position will always remain.

That's it for me. I didn't proofread this at all so any grammatical errors can be stuck up your ass. Again, props to Brian for being a better fan than I am. One thing is certain: I am betting the over in every Redskins game for the rest of the year (as I did this week). They fucking suck!
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09/24/2012 02:59 PM


What was truly the worst about the scab refs this week wasn't even the repeated examples of mind-bending incompetence or the protracted delays. It's that the endless, albeit necessary, hue and cry over the scabs obscures the fact that yesterday was a tremendous NFL Sunday without them. Granted, it would have been even better without them, but still. For as many frustrations as there were yesterday, there were just as many wonderful things

There were three overtime games going on at once during the early slate. Of course, if the scabs weren't turning games into minimum four-hour affairs, I might not have missed the entire first quarter of the 4 o'clock game I wanted to watch. Then again, there are certainly worse reasons for such delays. It wasn't just the overtime contests; games that ended in regulation had exciting finishes. Even Houston-Denver, which at one point had been a blowout, managed to be watchable into the last few minutes.

All told, I'm thankful for the great moments I got to experience, even while wishing a speedy departure/slow death on the scabs and Goodell
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09/24/2012 03:05 PM
YOUR NFL SUNDAY IN PICTURES












Note to Siragusa: Morbidly obese Italian men should not wear red checkerboard shirts. You look like a fucking pizzeria.

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09/24/2012 03:21 PM
good stuff, I saw that Gruden ad.

You know that ad with the family arguing over minutes?

the wife in that ad should say "it should go by who's gotten laid the most times."

*husband stares*

"yeah, I turned tricks before we met. Did I forget to mention that?"
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09/24/2012 05:42 PM
Thanks Yisman.

Tonight I have been on the fence for the most part. I like the Under more than the side. I absolutely like this Seattle team this year
but cant for the life of me see how the Rookie QB, Wilson is gonna fare well tonight on MNF. As much as I would like to see them win against the Packers. So making 2 small plays that are not as strong as what was done yesterday.

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GREEN BAY PACKERS -160 (moneyline)

GREEN BAY PACKERS/SEATTLE SEAHAWKS UNDER 47 POINTS
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