coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 08/14/2012 11:44 AM in General

Tuesday's Joke.

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said,

"OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

thehitman Posts:2637 Followers:5
08/14/2012 05:45 PM

Good one

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
sharpsquare Posts:2454 Followers:5
08/14/2012 06:11 PM


lol

tkornheiser Posts:465 Followers:2
08/14/2012 06:32 PM

That was funny.