coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 08/12/2012 12:24 PM in General

Sunday's Joke

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

thehitman Posts:2253 Followers:5
08/13/2012 07:21 PM

Hey, if it walks like a duck..........

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
finance Posts:8402 Followers:224
08/13/2012 07:45 PM

Thanks for bumping this up hitman....missed it yesterday...lmao!

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