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A woman went to the doctor because she had a green spot on the inside of each thigh. The spots wouldn't wash off and they kept getting worse and worse each week.
The doctor assured her he would get to to bottom of it and not to worry until he got the test results back.
A few days later the doctor called her. "You're pretty healthy, there's no problem. But let me ask you, does your boyfriend wear 2 earrings?" Why, yes,' she replied. "How in hell did you know?"
"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !