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Southwest Airlines

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On 08/04/2012 09:35 PM in General
A curious little boy & his mother are traveling Southwest Airlines from Omaha to Chicago. After he is done looking out the window, the little boy questions his mom "Mommy, if big dogs have baby dogs and big horses have baby horses, why don't big planes have baby planes?" Mom couldn't think of an answer right away, so she told him to go ask the flight attendant. So he ran down the aisle to the flight attendant and asked her. "Did your mommy tell you to ask me?" she said. Yup, he nodded. "Well then", she replied "There are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mommy explain that to you."
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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08/05/2012 12:19 AM
LOL
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
Usually on a broomstick but we're flexible like that
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