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thehitman
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A WIFE JUST MUST TRUST HER HUSBAND

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On 07/22/2012 01:34 PM in General
There comes a time, for example.............A wife comes home really earlier than expected one night, quietly opens the bedroom door and sees 4 feet sticking out from underneath the blankets instead of 2. She reaches for the baseball bat and starts wailing and pounding away as hard as she can until all movement under the covers stops. Once she's done, she goes into the kitchen to have a much needed drink. She is astonished to see her husband sitting at the table reading the newspaper.
"Hi, honey" he says. "Your parents surprised us with a visit. I let them stay in our bedroom for the night."

"Did you say hello??"
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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Pfile Nickname bobalou
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07/22/2012 03:19 PM
OH MY... TOO FUNNY!
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
Usually on a broomstick but we're flexible like that
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Pfile Nickname thehitman
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07/23/2012 06:13 PM
Hi Bobs, how the heck are ya?
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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