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Thursday's funny

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On 07/19/2012 11:34 AM in General
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

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07/19/2012 11:40 AM
LOL that's a good one!!
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07/19/2012 12:04 PM
TOO FUNNY.... Leave it to a cat to outsmart us... I love it
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07/20/2012 12:09 AM
Sounds alot like one of mine
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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