coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 07/16/2012 11:14 AM in General

Happy Monday People! Joke for the day

A wife comes home after a shopping trip, and she's horrified to see her husband in bed with a young woman.

She's about to storm out of the house, and the husband says "But I can explain, dear. As I was driving home I saw this poor and tired-looking creature standing by the road, so I offered her a ride. She said she was hungry, so I brought her to our home and fed her some of your leftover pot roast. Her shoes were completely worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't wear because they're out of style. She was cold, so I gave her your new birthday sweater you never wear because you say the color doesn't suit you. Her slacks were tattered, so I gave her a pair of yours that don't fit you anymore.

Then, just as she was about to leave our house, she stopped and asked me, 'Is there anything else your wife no longer uses?'

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

bobalou Posts:4996 Followers:145
07/16/2012 11:39 AM

OH MY! LOL



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sharpsquare Posts:2238 Followers:5
07/16/2012 01:03 PM



Lmao , these are always great !