MLB
Toronto vs. Minnesota
LIVE
0 : 0
MLB
Atlanta vs. Philadelphia
LIVE
0 : 0
MLB
Cleveland vs. Detroit
LIVE
3 : 4
Forgot Password?
Back
coverit
  • Posts:996
  • Followers:3

Sunday's joke

6 Replies | 255 Views
On 07/15/2012 11:13 AM in General
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."

The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fuck the cat."
I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

0 0
Post Comment
Pfile Nickname bobalou
  • Posts:4809
  • Followers:135
07/15/2012 11:21 AM
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
Usually on a broomstick but we're flexible like that
0 0
Post Comment
Pfile Nickname finance
  • Posts:7627
  • Followers:201
07/15/2012 11:48 AM
Love it!!!
» All Time Record: 1702-1695-44
» Last 7 Days Record: 10-3-0
» Last 30 Days Record: 54-60-3
0 0
Post Comment
Pfile Nickname thehitman
  • Posts:1746
  • Followers:4
07/15/2012 06:52 PM
He wouldn't dare fuck one of my cats.............guaranteeeeeed
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
0 0
Post Comment