coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 07/15/2012 11:13 AM in General

Sunday's joke

Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."

The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fuck the cat."

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

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07/15/2012 11:21 AM

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finance Posts:9264 Followers:230
07/15/2012 11:48 AM

Love it!!!

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sharpsquare Posts:3141 Followers:5
07/15/2012 01:32 PM

Ha !

marksmoneymakers Posts:28599 Followers:142
07/15/2012 03:45 PM

Great!! I might steal that one

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07/15/2012 03:48 PM


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thehitman Posts:3010 Followers:5
07/15/2012 06:52 PM

He wouldn't dare fuck one of my cats.............guaranteeeeeed

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