"Those are balloons, his daddy told him. When mommy dies they will inflate and she will float right up to heaven."
A couple of weeks later the father comes home from work early, only to be greeted by his little boy running out of the house in tears. He runs up to his father's car and cries "Daddy, daddy, mommy is dying." "She's what?" The father exclaimed.
"She's dying, she's dying. Mommy & Uncle Harry have no clothes on and he's laying on her and blowing up her balloons and she's screaming "Oh, God, Oh, God, I'm coming!"