coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 06/29/2012 10:35 AM in General

Few one liners for your Friday....

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
A: Your job still sucks!

Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.

Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/


source: http://www.jokes4us.com/

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

thehitman Posts:2114 Followers:4
06/29/2012 05:56 PM

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Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !