coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 06/22/2012 11:03 AM in General

Happy Friday! Joke for the Day

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo."

She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words." She then asked Bobby what he had done. "I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the Shit."

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

finance Posts:8466 Followers:224
06/22/2012 11:30 AM



Great one!

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thehitman Posts:2315 Followers:5
06/22/2012 06:56 PM

good one to start the weekend

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