thehitman Posts:2053 Followers:4
On 06/09/2012 06:09 PM in General

Today's Quickies

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to............................................unless you're in prison.

It has been determined that the most used sexual position in marriages is the doggie position..................................... The husband sits up & begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.

If you're wrong and you shut up, you're wise. If you're right and shut up, you're married.

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
finance Posts:8147 Followers:219
06/09/2012 06:39 PM

Those are awesome!!! Thanks!

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