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Happy Friday! Women, if you want something shiny....

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On 06/08/2012 11:04 AM in General
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

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06/08/2012 11:10 AM
LOL LOL LOL.....best one of the week! Great Friday joke!!
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06/08/2012 05:43 PM
Good one............lotsa jewelry LOL
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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06/08/2012 05:48 PM
While we're on that subject, it reminds me of the tale of the marriage counselor:

A husband and wife were having a lot of marriage problems, so they went to a marriage coiunselor to try to work them out. Trying to find some common ground to begin his analysis from, the counselor said " Tell me about something you both have in common."

"Well, " the husband says, " neither of us likes to suck dick."
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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