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We've been picking on blondes quite a bit lately, sooooooo:
A beautiful young blonde walks into a doctor's office and he is simply awestruck. All of his professionalism goes out the window as she tells him there's something wrong with her.
He tells her to take off her skirt and he starts rubbing her inner thighs. "What are you doing?" she asks. "I'm checking for abnormalities" he tells her. "Oh" she says.
Then he tells her to take off her blouse and bra and he starts fondling her breasts. "What are you doing now?" she asks. "I'm checking for lumps" he replies.
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties and lie on the examination table with her legs over the edge. He stands between her legs and starts to furiously screw her. "I know what you're doing now" she giggles. "What's that?" he asks.
"You're getting an STD. That's why I'm here." comes the reply.
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !