thehitman Posts:2053 Followers:4
On 06/02/2012 05:53 PM in General

Saturday Funny

There were three nuns waiting to be blessed. The priest aske the first one "Have you ever touched a penis?" She replies that she touched one once with her finger. So, the priest tells her to wash her finger in holy water and then say 3 Hail Marys. He then asks the second nun the same question, but before she can respond, the third nun pushes in front of her and says "I'm not going to gargle that water after she sticks her ass in it !"

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finance Posts:8144 Followers:219
06/02/2012 06:57 PM

Man that one is cracking me up!! Nice....

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bobalou Posts:4913 Followers:142
06/02/2012 07:17 PM

Too Funny!







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marksmoneymakers Posts:9059 Followers:137
06/03/2012 10:54 AM

Hilariouis!!