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There were three nuns waiting to be blessed. The priest aske the first one "Have you ever touched a penis?" She replies that she touched one once with her finger. So, the priest tells her to wash her finger in holy water and then say 3 Hail Marys. He then asks the second nun the same question, but before she can respond, the third nun pushes in front of her and says "I'm not going to gargle that water after she sticks her ass in it !"
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !