coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 05/29/2012 11:12 AM in General

Tuesday's joke of the day

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the ass by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you’re gonna die."

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.