coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 05/25/2012 11:07 AM in General

HAPPY FRIDAY! JOKE FOR THE DAY!

Wife : "I dreamed they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamed they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

finance Posts:8365 Followers:223
05/25/2012 11:14 AM

Doh!!! Damn!

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bobalou Posts:4958 Followers:144
05/25/2012 12:03 PM

Oh My!!!!



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thehitman Posts:2218 Followers:4
05/26/2012 12:21 AM

Bobs......for a second there I thought you said "Oh, mine ."

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  • 05/26/2012 09:53 AM

    LMAO.. good thing we are all amongst friends here..

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