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Going dark with the joke today....

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On 05/23/2012 11:52 AM in General
Since actually becoming an adult, well, sorta....these aren't as funny as they used to be, but I must admit, back in the day, dead baby jokes were hilarious. I'm a firm believer that humor can be found almost anywhere, so take these with a grain of salt and enjoy them for what they are.... SICK HUMOR

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.

What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.

What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground!

What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.

What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.

When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What’s worse than smoking pot with a baby?
Making a bong out of it.

What’s more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 50mph?
Stopping it with a shovel

What’s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won’t stick to the roof of your mouth.

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

What’s present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.

Why did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms or legs.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker?
You don’t get second looks when you’re writing with a felt tip marker!
I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

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