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marksmoneymakers
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Another funny joke

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On 05/17/2012 07:49 AM in General
Working people frequently ask retired people what they
do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Barbara, my
wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was
a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us
and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "asshole" . He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Barbara called him a "shit
head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.

Then he
started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we
abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we
got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012
stickers.

We try to have a little fun
each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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Pfile Nickname thehitman
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05/17/2012 10:58 AM
Best one of the month.........especially if you're a senior. And a parlay bonus if you're not an Obama fan !
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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Pfile Nickname bobalou
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05/17/2012 11:06 AM
OMG too funny! I love it!
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
Usually on a broomstick but we're flexible like that
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