marksmoneymakers Posts:15053 Followers:141
On 05/17/2012 07:49 AM in General

Another funny joke

Working people frequently ask retired people what they
do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Barbara, my
wife and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was
a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us
and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "asshole" . He glared at me and started writing
another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Barbara called him a "shit
head". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.

Then he
started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we
abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we
got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with "OBAMA 2012
stickers.

We try to have a little fun
each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

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thehitman Posts:2321 Followers:5
05/17/2012 10:58 AM

Best one of the month.........especially if you're a senior. And a parlay bonus if you're not an Obama fan !

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
bobalou Posts:5000 Followers:145
05/17/2012 11:06 AM

OMG too funny! I love it!



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marksmoneymakers Posts:15053 Followers:141
05/17/2012 11:59 AM

Yes, I really like this one and just had to get it posted.

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coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
05/17/2012 01:14 PM

:) That was great!

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.