coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 05/14/2012 11:12 AM in General

How I feel on Mondays... joke of the day.

A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

finance Posts:8698 Followers:228
05/14/2012 11:18 AM

Ahhh yes - the ultimate Monty Hall...LOL

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bobalou Posts:5145 Followers:147
05/14/2012 11:28 AM

Monday indeed!



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