coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 05/04/2012 11:35 AM in General

HAPPY FRIDAY PEOPLES! A classic favorite of mine today...

A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is. "I promised not to tell!" he says. "Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell." "Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?" "No, and I still won't tell!" 'Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?" "No," says the boy. 'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months." Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened. "Well," he says, "I got six months, but three good leads."

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

thehitman Posts:2492 Followers:5
05/04/2012 07:02 PM

another good one..........got to have gone to confession as a kid to enjoy at it's fullest, I suppose

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !