coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 04/20/2012 11:27 AM in General

FRIDAY!!!! Joke to start the weekend

A wife and husband were sitting around talking when the wife asked "If I died, would you re-marry?"

"I would," the husband answered.

"You would?" the wife asked, a bit surprised. "Would you let her come into my house?"

"I would."

"Would she be cooking in my kitchen?"

"She would!"

"Would she be soaking in my bathtub?"

"She would!"

"Would she be putting her clothes in my closet?"

"She would!"

Growing more exasperated, the wife continued asking: "Would she be driving my car?"

"She would!"

"Would she be sleeping in my bed?"

"She would!"

"Would she be using my golf clubs?"

"Oh, no, definitely not."

"Why not?"

"She's left-handed."

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

bobalou Posts:4887 Followers:142
04/20/2012 12:11 PM

OH MY - I was wondering where that was going! Good one!!!

Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
Usually on a broomstick but we're flexible like that
finance Posts:8116 Followers:219
04/20/2012 01:09 PM

LOL me too - great ending to that one!

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thehitman Posts:2054 Followers:4
04/20/2012 07:15 PM

Yessssssssssss

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !