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coverit
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I hate Mondays! Joke of the day.

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On 04/16/2012 12:24 PM in General
LOL, love this....

A couple takes their young son to the circus. When his father goes to buy popcorn, the boy asks, “Mom, what’s that long thing on the elephant?”
“That’s the elephant’s trunk, dear,” she replies.
“No, Mom. Down underneath.”
His mother blushes and says, “Oh, that’s nothing.”
The father returns and the mother goes off to get a soda. As soon as she leaves, the boy repeats his question.
“That’s the elephant’s trunk, son.”
“Dad, I know what an elephant’s trunk is. The thing down there.”
The father says, “Oh, that’s the elephant’s penis.”
“Dad,” the son asks, “how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?”
The man takes a deep breath and explains, “Well son, here’s the truth. I’ve really spoiled that woman.”
I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

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04/16/2012 12:48 PM
PIPE DREAMER!!!!! LOL to funny Cover !!!!

Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
Usually on a broomstick but we're flexible like that
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04/17/2012 06:06 PM
yes !!
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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