He doesn't hear her correctly and says "Come again?"
She giggles and says "No...it's just mustard this time."
What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"