coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 04/13/2012 11:23 AM in General

HAPPY FRIDAY! Jokes for the day...

A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, "How much?"

He doesn't hear her correctly and says "Come again?"

She giggles and says "No...it's just mustard this time."


What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?

Depends...




How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!



Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.



The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"



The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."



There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

finance Posts:8578 Followers:227
04/13/2012 11:47 AM

OMG - Depends.....Ugh!!!

LOL at the hunter....sure can see that happening these days - LMAO

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bobalou Posts:5063 Followers:146
04/13/2012 11:58 AM

Too Funny Cover !!!



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bill2266 Posts:1077 Followers:20
04/13/2012 12:27 PM

thats so funny

marksmoneymakers Posts:17291 Followers:141
04/13/2012 09:51 PM

Love these jokes..............keep them coming.

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