A husband had noticed his wife spending alot of time looking at herself naked in front of the mirror. "Why are you doing that?" he asked. "My tits are too small.....and for years I've tried everything, exercises, push up bras, massages, and nothing works."
"Don't worry, honey, hubby says. "I have an answer for that problem. Three or four times day just take some toilet paper and rub it between your tits."
She was puzzled, but decided she would try it anyway. Six months, lots of energy, time and many, many rolls of toilet tissue later she was still disappointed as she saw no noticeable growth whatsoever. So she confronted her husband and asked him why he thought such a crazy idea would work. "Well," he replied, "It worked on your butt, didn't it?"