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WEDS JOKE II

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On 04/11/2012 07:18 PM in General
Bill had worked in a pickle factory for years. One day he confessed to his wife that he had this terrible unrelenting desire to stick his dick in the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he take his problem to a sex therapist. But, Bill said that he's be too embarrassed for that and that he would try to overcome the urge on his own.
A few weeks later, Bill arrived home from work very early. His wife could see that something was seriously wrong. What happened, honey?, she asked him.
Remember, darling, I told you about my desire to stick my dick in the pickle slicer? Shocked, Oh, Bill, you didn't, she asked. A bit of silence and then he admitted he did. Bill, honey, what happened then? I got fired, he said. Oh no, Oh no, she gasped and then asked what happened to the pickle slicer?
Oh, she got fired, too, he lamented.
Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
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04/11/2012 07:24 PM
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