A few weeks later, Bill arrived home from work very early. His wife could see that something was seriously wrong. What happened, honey?, she asked him.
Remember, darling, I told you about my desire to stick my dick in the pickle slicer? Shocked, Oh, Bill, you didn't, she asked. A bit of silence and then he admitted he did. Bill, honey, what happened then? I got fired, he said. Oh no, Oh no, she gasped and then asked what happened to the pickle slicer?
Oh, she got fired, too, he lamented.