thehitman Posts:3011 Followers:5
On 04/10/2012 06:09 PM in General


A couple was laying in bed one night when the wife asked the husband "If you could comapre me to anything in the universe, what would it be?" "The sun, he replied." "Oh, how sweet," she beamed. "Is that because I'm hot, bright, full of energy and you can't live without me?" "No," he shot back. "It's because I can't stand to look at you for very long."

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
04/11/2012 11:14 AM

LMAO, love it.

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.