coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 04/06/2012 11:32 AM in General

HAPPY FRIDAY JOKE OF THE DAY

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc... My ears are ringing and my eyes are bugging out!" The doctor says, "It's your tonsils. We need to remove your tonsils." The doctor takes his tonsils out and it doesn't help. His ears keep ringing and his eyes keep bugging out.

The man goes to a second doctor and says, "Doc... My ears are ringing and my eyes are bugging out!" The second doctor says, "It's your teeth. We need to pull all your teeth." The doctor pulls his teeth and it doesn't help. His ears keep ringing and his eyes keep bugging out.

The man goes to a third doctor and says, "Doc... My ears are ringing and my eyes are bugging out!" The third doctor says, "I'm sorry to tell you. You have a rare disease and you only have 30 days to live."

So the man decides "I'm gonna live it up my last few days." He goes out and buys the biggest house that he can find. He buys a Porsche. He blows his whole life savings and runs all his credit cards to the max. He tells his boss to jump in a lake and he quits his job. He goes to a tailor and says, "I want 30 hand made silk shirts and 30 hand made suits."

The tailor begins to measure the man... " Waist size 36...Inseam 34... Sleeve length 34... Neck size 17..." The man says "16. I take a size 16 collar." "No," the tailor says. "You need a 17 collar." "Look... I've worn a 16 for years" the man says. "Well," the tailor says, "you keep wearing a size 16 and your ears are gonna ring and your eyes will bug out !"

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

thehitman Posts:2218 Followers:4
04/08/2012 01:19 PM

good one !

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !