coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 03/29/2012 11:12 AM in General

Thurday's joke of the day!

With a sheep under his arm, a man walks into his bedroom and stands in front of his wife.
“This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache,” he says.
The wife looks at him and replies, “That’s not a pig, it’s a sheep.”
He answers, “I wasn’t talking to you.”

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

thehitman Posts:2500 Followers:5
03/29/2012 06:52 PM

Good one !!
Then there's this smart little kid, a smallish 7 year-old boy lost at the mall. He walks up to a uniformed policeman and cries"I've lost my dad". The cop asks him "What's he like". The little boy replies " Beer, blow jobs and women with big boobs".

Never, ever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes........for at that point they will be a mile away. And you'll have their shoes !
  • 03/30/2012 11:45 AM

    LMAO, I think that describes most of us.

    I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.