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coverit
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Joke of the day for Monday

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On 03/26/2012 11:40 AM in General
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.

There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in:

"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

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03/26/2012 11:43 AM
LMAO....now that's a good one!! Thanks coverit
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03/26/2012 02:46 PM
TOO FUNNY!!!!!!! :)
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...
Usually on a broomstick but we're flexible like that
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