MLB
Chi Cubs vs. Cincinnati 07/10/2014 12:35 PM
ML: CIN (-180) Total: 8
MLB
Philadelphia vs. Milwaukee 07/10/2014 02:10 PM
ML: MIL (-210) Total: 8½
MLB
Oakland vs. San Francisco 07/10/2014 03:45 PM
ML: OAK (-109) Total: 7
Forgot Password?
Back
thegeneral
  • Posts:96
  • Followers:0

Winging it on my own

3 Replies | 364 Views
On 03/24/2012 05:16 AM in General
Yeah, I asked my cook if she allowed, could I spend a week in the sack with Stacy Keibler. Unsurprised my cook said YES. Well, I was thinking why ask for permission from my cook? Like I am going to turn that down no matter. Talking about damn you do damn you don't. If I say no to Stacy, then I live the rest my life depressed in hindsight. If I say yes without cook's permission she may boot me. Which is the worse torture? And to top it off, If I pass on the opportunity, then at the gates of heaven Peter tells me himself what a hunk of dummy I am for turning that girl down. God himself walks to the gate to call me to front. He says my son, let me share a secret with you. Stacy is coming up here in a couple weeks due to an unfortunate accident with Clooney. God further states that he himself will be tapping that Stacy arse; Then cast me to hell for NOT spending that week with her irregardless of what my cook allowed. There is something funny about all this.
0 0
Post Comment
Pfile Nickname finance
  • Posts:8053
  • Followers:217
03/24/2012 07:16 AM
LMAO.....almost spit out my Cheerios.....
» All Time Record: 1831-1793-48
» Last 7 Days Record: 13-4-1
» Last 30 Days Record: 43-29-3
0 0
Post Comment
Pfile Nickname thegeneral
  • Posts:96
  • Followers:0
03/24/2012 07:39 AM
No idea how I came up with this, but I am sober and drug free so I was not strung out like a research monkey. I've been there; No fun and not for me today. That is FACT!
0 0
Post Comment