03/22/2012 12:45 PM
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"
Yo mama's so fat, Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper, they gave her the sign.
Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Some of my favorites from 'The Nutty Professor'
Your mother's so fat, the bitch needs Thomas Guide to find her asshole
Your mother's so fat, after sex I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch
Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck
Your mama is so fat, that the bitch gets her toenails painted at Earl Scheib
Your mama is so fat, her blood type is rocky road
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