coverit Posts:996 Followers:3
On 03/05/2012 11:16 AM in General

A little gambling humor for Monday morning....

Not sure if anyone's heard this one, I hadn't, thought it was pretty good...

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed.

To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?"

"Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."

I must be gettin' old... I still think baseball is cool.

spooky Posts:4089 Followers:294
03/05/2012 12:27 PM

Very little gambling humor. lol

Buenos diaz Coverit

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