A. An interpreter.
Q. Why did the blonde write “TGIF” on her shoes?
A. To remind her that “toes go in first.”
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A. Run like hell – she’s got a grenade in her mouth!
Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion
≡✪≡ ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION:
the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put
forth by either party in the 2012 election year.