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Blonde Jokes

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On 02/16/2012 10:38 PM in General
Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.

Q. Why did the blonde write “TGIF” on her shoes?
A. To remind her that “toes go in first.”

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A. Run like hell – she’s got a grenade in her mouth!

Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion

≡✪≡ ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION:
the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put
forth by either party in the 2012 election year.
≡✪≡
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