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Not sure about todays games. And coming off the sweep yesterday so may just go easy. I just have not been impressed by Atlanta all year long and cant force myself to buy into them now. Although the Giants got to where they are by beating the Cowboys twice. Whoop de dam do. No thought on the total but lean to the under. Small play below so taking it on the moneyline.
As we continue to sweep the fukking board all week long. Crushing it and there is no doubt about it, bowl season is like
money. Not really loving the late game in the NFL either as I mentioned earlier. Already played Denver plus 10 and now taking some Pittsburgh -6 and have a huge middle to have fun with. With the bowl game tonight just gonna mess with the game but nothing crazy.
I know its not the NFL thread but will start up the NFL thread tomorrow so lets use the Bowl express to close it out. Will copy it on the NFL thread from last week for anyone not reading this. :)
The Worst Of Wildcard Weekend
Anyway, onto the worst of this weekend's bad football games.
Jerry Jones - I was watching OTL on Sunday morning and they had a segment dedicated to the Cowboys and their Cambodian sweatshops. Hilarious. Jerry Jones must die.
Mike Mayock's lisp - There is no question that Mayock knows football but someone please get him a speech coach already. Dude sounds like a queerbate.
Pacman Jones - Nice no-show, CHUH CHUH! Imagine how bad he would have looked if Andre Johnson could actually catch on Saturday. And on the deep touchdown, that was one epic faked-out-of-jock by Pacman.
Talking heads - Yeah, TJ Yates was shaky. What were you expecting? How can you blame a rookie for being skittish in his first playoff game? He's still better than Jake Delhomme and Jeff "Mayock" Garcia.
Chris Crocker - CC may have had the most LOL performance in recent memory. He should have worn a clown suit on Saturday with the way that he played.
1. Dropped an easy interception in the 3rd quarter that would have crushed Houston.
2. On the aforementioned Andre Johnson bomb TD, he was completely out of position.
3. And of course, how about when Arian Foster used him as a fleshlight for his touchdown run! That was embarrassing. Remember The Simpsons episode where Homer is the pee-wee football coach? Nelson is the star player and he picks Bart up by the back of the jersey and uses him as a lead blocker. That is exactly how Foster treated Crocker. Hilarious. Crocker should be unemployed yesterday.
Matthew Stafford - Don't get me wrong, Stafford is awesome and showed this year that when he is healthy he is mos def ELITE. But if you are going to throw jump balls, you only throw them to The Tron. You don't throw them to Titus Young because he will lose every time. And you know I love Matt. He has so far surpassed my expectations when he was drafted.
Ndamukong Suh - Talent out the ass, but 2011 was a wasted and worthless year for football's Ric Flair. Face it, he blew dicks this year...ALL YEAR. I still love ya Kong, but when you show up we are gonna be that much better.
Inadvertent whistles! - Ruined the Lions momentum. Maybe Tony Corrente should focus more on being a solid ref instead of shaving is head like a scrotum. Then again, they weren't going to stop the Breesus anyway. Still though, excellent season by the Lions. Consider the roar restored!
Matt Ryan - When is this loser finally going to win a playoff game? What is the point of drafting Julio Jones if you aren't even going to try and go deep on a terrible secondary? Matt Ryan is a poor man's Tony Romo. He got outscored by his defense!
Mike Smith - This guy does nothing right. Has his team ever converted a 4th down?
Eli Manning - Yeah, yeah, yeah...he's "ELITE". There isn't a luckier QB in the league. I can think of at least 5 times this year where Tardbaby completed a 4 yard pass and either Cruz or Nicks ran 80 yards for a score. It's getting old. I hate Eli. What kind of a name is Eli anyway? I hate the name Eli as much as I hate the name Ethan, Ian, and Skylar. I hope that BJ Raji shits on his face next week. This is for my good buddy Ryan and all those lucky Giants fans reading this.
Big Ben - I'll tell you what, he's not going to get much pub from that game, but dude is a warrior. His defense let him down and he has one leg and he fucking OWNED.
Ike Taylor - You fucking suck. Who gets burnt constantly by Tim Tenor?
Willis McGahee - You buttfucking sumbitch! How dare you! First, you let Ohio win a national title and then you almost let the Stillers win. YOU ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING AND I HOPE YOU GET A TRANSFUSION OF RYAN CLARK BLOOD.
Tim Tenor fucking saves. Never forget that. He is not done (I hope). Next up on the Tenor Murder Tour: Belichick and Brady. He is coming. TENOR!!! This is going to be a great commenting day. Oh yes, this is going to be a great commenting day.