spooky Posts:4093 Followers:294
On 11/28/2011 11:09 PM in NFL

SPOOKY'S FREE MELISSA KELLERMAN NFL WEEKLY EXPRESS

If you’re any type of respectable male – or awesome female – you probably spent your Thanksgiving with a face full of gravy as you shoveled turkey into your yapper while watching 3 more-or-less entertaining NFL games. If that’s the case, you might remember Miami Dolphins linebacker Marvin Mitchell tackling Dallas Cowboys tight end Jason Witten way out of bounds, while somehow not drawing a personal foul penalty. You should remember it because it involved Cowboys cheerleader Melissa Kellerman being tackled and helped up by Witten in quite a gentlemanly display.



Kellerman laughed it off and the cameras followed her smiling shock for a few moments before getting back to yet another Miami choke job. But because of those few seconds, a star was born and people suddenly wanted to know more about Kellerman, and she later took to her Twitter to joke about the whole gigantic man crushing her 100-pound frame ordeal.

Before you try to follow Kellerman on Twitter and send her dirty messages like the people who created Twitter intended, know that she has already deleted her account. Despite gaining more than 1,000 new followers in a matter of hours after her run-in with Witten, Kellerman was forced to delete her account by Cowboys management.

I don’t know if it’s Cowboys’ team policy for players and personnel to not have Twitter accounts and I don’t really care. Jerry Jones is a fame whore and he should embrace this kind of positive attention, because it gets people like me, who don’t give two squirts about the Cowboys, to pay attention to the Cowboys. Now I’m just angry and I’m going to take to my several Twitter accounts and fire up the “Free Melissa Kellerman!” campaign because I’m a man, and men Tweet their anger at injustice.


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11/28/2011 11:25 PM

It's been well-documented throughout Spooky nation that I'm not a roller coaster/thrill ride guy. I feel like I'm gonna vomit every time.
So I can tell you right now that there is no chance whatsoever that I will ever think about going on this alpine coaster(with no brakes anyway) in Austria:

Just insane. I about pissed my pants just watching this.


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11/29/2011 09:20 AM

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11/29/2011 09:27 AM

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11/29/2011 09:28 AM

Tuesday's six-pack

-- Saints gained 354 yards last night. In the first half.

-- Giants' backup QB David Carr has earned $36,796,765 in his career, which hasn't been very good.

-- Oakland Grizzlies beat Tennessee second year in a row, 89-81.

-- Seems awful young to do it, but Billy Donovan won his 400th game as a college coach Monday. I must be old; saw him play in high school.

-- Next year, six head football coaches in Pac-12 will be in their first or second year on the job.

-- I won't miss Urban Meyer as a TV announcer; he seems so serious, devoid of personality. Hard to believe he's a great recruiter, which may explain why he hasn't stayed at any of his jobs very long.

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11/29/2011 09:31 AM

Tuesday's List of 13: Our bottom 8, top 5 in NFL......

32) Colts-- Why isn't Peyton Manning on IR? Are they trying to win?

31) Rams-- Next season, the new coach won’t punt to Patrick Peterson. And don't tell me the Rams are talentless; they hammered the Saints, so there has to be some talent in that locker room.

30) Vikings—Down 10 with 5:00 to go in Atlanta, Minnesota had 4th-and-goal from the Falcon 1-yard line.

YOU HAVE TO KICK THE FIELD GOAL THERE.

But no, Vikings went for the TD, didn’t make it and all hope was lost. Leslie Frazier is now on the suspects’ list as a game manager. At 2-9, he is a suspect in general as a head coach.

29) Jaguars—Pretty good defense, very good RB, fairly bad record. They need a QB. Playing the rookie makes no sense; he’s simply not ready. By time this team re-locates to LA, he might be ready.

28) Browns—Team needs a new nickname, a new identity; keep the same colors, but “Browns” are the family that founded/owns the Bengals, a division rival. Have a big contest, find a mascot people like and give your team a new identity.

8) Bears—Why do some NFL teams not let injured players make road trips? Anytime the starting QB goes down, he should be on the sideline helping his backup. I’m not talking about the Bears here, because Cutler was in Oakland, but seems to me the injured QB can be a valuable resource.

7) Texans—Schaub injury really hurts; the Leinart injury is no big deal, since he’s no good anyway. Thought the Yates kid threw the ball well; they went into a second half shell because they didn’t have a backup QB.

Which reminds me, NFL screwed up when they ditched the emergency 3rd-QB that every team got to have in case of injuries. Not having that extra QB available crushes the quality of the product if the starting QB gets hurt early in the game.

6) Steelers—This story bears repeating. Big Ben didn’t start as a high school junior because the coach’s son was the QB, the same kid who wound up playing WR at D-III Denison, hardly a small college power. Wonder if Ben donates to the high school’s booster club now?

5) Ravens—It would be great if everyone attacked their lives with the same enthusiasm Ray Lewis brings to football; he’s really going to miss playing. Think that’s a big problem for athletes; how to find something post-retirement that stimulates them as much as playing the game did.

4) Saints—Think Sean Payton still remembers getting stripped of his play calling duties while the Giants’ OC? Something tells me he does.

3) 49ers—NFL held back several rivalries (this one, Dallas-Giants. Browns-Ravens) to be played twice in last five weeks of season. Would rather see division rivalry games spread out little more, but they’re after big TV ratings, and apparently this is formula that gets the best ratings.

2) Patriots—Since the end of baseball season, Red Sox have lost their manager, GM, closer, team doctor, NESN’s sideline reporter and their DH, probably. They can’t decide between Bobby Valentine and Gene Lamont as the new manager; since those men seem to be polar opposites personality-wise, we can assume there is a power struggle going on within the front office. Hopefully someone is writing a book about all this.

1) Packers—Boring team. All they do is score lot of points and win games. It does bother me that all these celebration penalties are called league-wide but the Packers still get to do the Lambeau Leap. It’s a small thing, but whats up with that?

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11/29/2011 09:32 AM

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11/29/2011 02:03 PM

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