jb Posts:1538 Followers:74
On 11/17/2011 10:51 PM in NCAA Football

New NCAA Conference Formed

SYRACUSE, N.Y. (AP)—Just two weeks after Penn State was rocked by a child sex-abuse scandal, ESPN reported Thursday that police were investigating an assistant basketball coach at Syracuse University on allegations of child molestation.

Shortly afterward, Syracuse placed longtime assistant coach Bernie Fine on administrative leave “in light of the new allegations and the Syracuse City Police investigation,” the school said.

In light of the recent allegations, the NCAA Conference Committee has issued an emergency measure in a little known clause found in the conference commitee's terms of agreement.

The PAC 12 will be renamed to the POS 12, with all existing teams staying in the conference.

The NEW PAC 2 conference (Perverted All Conference) starts next season with Penn State Universty and Syracuse University being the initial cadre colleges in the newly formed conference. Sources close this breaking story say that the University of San Francisco has already petitioned the Committee to be the first in the PAC 2 citing that they have been perverted longer than Penn State and Syracuse combined. The Committee has rejected the request citing that threesomes are against NCAA rules.


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bobalou Posts:4890 Followers:142
11/17/2011 11:13 PM

Your so Crazy. LOL

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